So my initial plan was to make a post about the recently-wrapped Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, and how it’s perfectly okay for geeks to like fashion and beauty and things that some might consider shallow. However, that will have to wait.
You see, I read something today that scared me. I read this. And it made me weep for the potential future of my country.
This is not the only place you’ll see this article listed. The information and the quote in this article have spread like wildfire over the Internet. Anyone who has been on a commercial flight knows that an airplane cabin is pressurized. The flight attendants mention it during the safety procedures on every flight, regardless of airline. There’s not enough oxygen in the atmosphere at the elevation that most commercial flights reach. On top of that, more oxygen would have simply fed the flames further. Do they simply not cover this in private jets? Surely Romney must have flown first class or coach at some point in his life.
Romney’s tenuous grip on a scientific concept that has become remarkably commonplace frightens me. I am genuinely terrified of what kind of impact he would have in office. Most of his publicized gaffes have just made me roll my eyes, but this level of ignorance is just… chilling. It makes me physically ill.
Now, I’m pretty damn liberal in a lot of areas. I believe in marriage equality. I believe in helping those who are in a rough spot and can’t help themselves. If it weren’t for Obamacare, I would have no health insurance whatsoever right now. I’m fortunate enough to be healthy, but if something happened to me today or tomorrow, I’d be fucked if Obamacare wasn’t around. Policies for immigration and establishing citizenship are fucked and need serious reform. Women have the right to choose for themselves whether or not to have an abortion. The electoral college is fucked and needs to go. Religious freedom doesn’t just apply to Christianity’s many denominations, but all religions. Tax revenue pays for the services we take for granted, and if taxes need to be raised to keep those things going, so be it.
However, in some ways, I’m conservative. Don’t spend more money than you make. Undocumented immigrants should GTFO, if only for their own safety. (This one is a sore spot for me, since my ex-fiance’s mom had ten undocumented border-hoppers crammed into her tiny-ass garage, just so she could pay them less than minimum wage to work for her construction company). Abortion should not be used as birth control. When problematic, offensive products come out, let the free market decide whether or not that product will sell. Freedom of speech needs to hold firm, and those who hold offensive viewpoints have the right to express them. They also have the right to deal with any consequences from their opinions.
It’s freedom of speech that allows people like you and me to go and research the pros and cons of the issues. Ignorance will kill you. If you think your vote doesn’t count, you’re letting people who don’t share your values or who don’t understand the issues make decisions for you. That’s lazy, dangerous, and against the very ideas that founded the United States to begin with.
So get off your ass and get involved in making the policies that shape your life. Seriously. And you can do it in four easy steps.
Register to vote. If you live in California like I do, you can register to vote electronically. Regulations and deadlines vary from state to state, but if you’re not registered, get thine ass to Google and look up regulations for your state. You can also check out Rock The Vote, but you’ll want to keep Google handy for the next step, which is…
Research the candidates and issues. Look at the candidates’ platform. Ensure that they’ll look out for the best interests of the vast majority of the people, regardless of age, race, creed, gender identity, sexual preference, medical condition, income, or percentage of lolcats posted to Facebook. Even if none of the candidates available fit your criteria perfectly, pick the one that is the closest fit. Look at local measures on the ballot and weigh both sides of the argument for their implementation. Make an informed decision. Make a list to take with you to the polls, if you need to.
Go vote in the upcoming election. There’s a lot at stake in any election, from the smallest local election on a law that may never see the light of day once it’s in practice, to the presidential election coming up in a little over a month. Any time someone takes a public office, they’re supposed to be looking out for your best interests. Any time a new law is proposed, it’s supposed to be to improve things for everyone.
If you are eligible to vote in your state, do not let anyone or anything stop you from getting to the polls. Get what you need to vote, whether it’s a voter ID card, a comically-sized fish, a blowjob from a hooker in the alley behind the polling place, a human sacrifice, or whatever. And do it. Get into that booth and fill out that form. Poke at that touch screen. Then make sure your vote goes in the box/registry/whatever that will be officially counted when the polls close. Reward yourself when you’re done.
Then, when the elections are over, keep up with what’s going on with legislators. Contact your local politicians, so they know how you feel about the issues that matter to you. Encourage others to do the same, so that the elected officials have the best picture possible about what their people think.
Yes, there are a lot of problems with the electoral process. Diebold touch-screen voting machines are laughably easy to hack. Hole-punched voting cards and “hanging chads” plagued the 2000 elections. However, the worst problem is low voter turnout. The old phrase goes, “If you don’t vote, you can’t bitch,” and dear sweet baby Jesus fuck is it true.
So please. Vote. I can’t control who you vote for, but I know I will not be voting for Romney.